My boyfriend caught me really off gaurd today by telling me that my favorite holiday is literally on the horizon. Screw Labor day, I don't wear white pants anyways.
HALLOWEEN.
I know this is a premature-excitation, but I'm really stoked I'll be in the country to celebrate it this year.
SO BACK OFF.
Anyways, the reason I was caught off guard is I don't even have the slightest idea of what I'd be...
I could bust out the old roller skates, but I packed up my Brink costume (aka Team Pup & Suds) long ago.
I've also worn some rainbow wing/bird contraption 2 times as well...with said roller skates.
I've been a Ghostbuster...
A pregnant hillbilly (aka Britney Spears)...
An Indian...
Another indian...
Little miss sunshine...
and a dirty pirate hooker.
It's time for something good.
Then all of the sudden...
I got it.
I'm going to be my favorite non-human, yet superbelivable heroine of the most beautiful love story depicted in Blur's music video "Coffee & TV."
I'm going to be the most delicious thing any 7-year-old has ever fucking tasted.
I'm going to be...
Strawberry Milk.
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| That's some Romeo & Juliet shit right there. |
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